This is a collection of my own photos of some of the strangest or most interesting things I’ve seen over the years. Some are kinda nasty so proceed at your own risk.
Laundry washer hoses should be replaced every four years BTW
One more screw and that should do it

Not sure if this follows the guidelines of displaying the flag
Marshmallows and LEGOs in an air duct
Sandwich in air duct
Remote control car in air duct
Pepsi can used as a strap
Hey kids lets paint the asbestos. With your bare hands!
Big Brother is always watching
One of the bigger cracks I've seen
Hey mom have you seen my bike? I haven't ridden it in a while.
The electricians' ten commandments
30 Amp Something
I think Cooktop is what you're looking for
This is it!
The Shiter
Cookie sheets behind an electrical service panel. Who knows why

That is phone cable used as electrical wire
Um, what exactly are you filming here? (this photo was taken in one of the filthiest house full of young dudes I've ever seen)
Everyone uses a car jack to hold their kitchen sink in position

I swear these gray drain kits are cursed out of the box
Rube Goldberg leak repair.
Make sure you caulk the shingles to the tree!
Fixed the roof leak boss

Interesting house in Maine
How about your own personal Xgames caliber dirt jump park
These dogs are buddies for sure
Ladies and the Tramp
This poor fella was stuck in a crawlspace. Yes I got him out.
Whiskey barrel footing
Book footing
Heat gun to keep the downspout from freezing. Janky
Hoarder houses are difficult to inspect
I'm thinking this place has a mold issue
A leak cultivating a crop of mushrooms

This installer has not been accused of attention to detail
Put the door in boss. More attention to detail.
One of these things is not like the other. There's a missing light if its not clear. More attention to detail.
Which came first?
Another which came first? To be fair the client picked a different door after the patio was poured.

Vintage boiler
Another vintage boiler
This scene was staged but this house hadn't been updated since these items were current.
Asbestos shuffle board!
The Purple Panties crew had a clubhouse in the crawlspace of this home. The original owner told me his son and friends did this in the 1960's. I love this kind of stuff.
The Purple Panties don't like farts

Watch your noggin

This is supposed to reduce radon inside the house. It wouldn't and is exactly why people don't trust contractors.
Railroad spikes as shims
Remember to get your sewer line cleaned out occasionally or it could back up

Shooting range in the crawlspace.

This is a foyer closet that was converted into a shower. Not a bathroom, just a shower. By the front door.

I was shocked to see this snake who was shocked also

Poor snake got stuck in the brick.
Keeps the birds away
Radio TP holder.

Another radio TP holder!

A third radio TP holder! With a phone!!!
From a time where ashtrays were everywhere.
Tidy Cats but not tidy homeowners. Who does this?
Oh wow there's an FBI agent who lives here
This is a furnace exhaust vent. And could kill you in this condition.

Your own personal hockey rink
By the smell of this stairwell, they need a more convincing sign
This poor guy was presumably trapped in the crawlspace a very long time ago.
They need to change the name to Used to Have A City View
Not that common but definitely see the weed farms occasionally
Well ma'am I'm working right now but am flattered by the offer.

That is ladies underwear. In a drawer of a newly constructed house that has never been lived in. Probably a prank but strange for sure.
Original document of an older SW Denver neighborhood. I can't even believe stuff like this existed.